I WENT TO THE  DOCTOR                            

I WENT TO THE DOCTOR

ALL COVERED IN BUMPS.

HE SAID '' YOU'VEGOT CHICKEN POX,

MEASLES AND MUMPS.''

HE SAID'' YOU''VE GOT WHOOPING COUGH,

TETANUS, RUBELLA,

DIGESTIVE DYSFNUCTION

FROM GREEN SALMONELLA.

''YOU''VE  GOT HALITOSIS

AND ELEPHANTITIS

YOU''VE ALSO GOT ATHLETE  FOOT

AND LARYNGITI.

''YOU''VE COVERED  WITH HEAD  LICE,

MOSQUITOES AND FLEAS.

YOU''VE EVEN GOT PINK-EYES 

AND MAD COWS DISEASE.

''WHAT'S MORE YOU ''VE GOT COOTIES,

A COLD AND THE FLU,

BUT DON'T BE UPSET;

I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO.''

HE TOLD ME '' I PROMISE

THIS WON'T HURT A BIT ,

THEN GRABBED A SYRINGE

LIKE A BARBEQUE SPIT.

HE MADE ME BEND  OVER

THE SEAT OF MY CHAIR

THEN PLUNGED THAT BIG NEDDLE

IN MY YOU-KNOW- WHERE

SO NOW I'MALL CURED

OF MY WHOOPING COUGH,MEASLES

AND MAD COW DISEASE

HE CURED ME OF EVERY LAST

SNIFFLE AND  BUMP,

AND NOW I'MALL BETTER 

EXCEPT FOR MY RUMP.

BY FARONC'E.