Sunday, 8 June 2014

                                              I WENT TO THE  DOCTOR                            



I WENT TO THE DOCTOR
ALL COVERED IN BUMPS.
HE SAID '' YOU'VEGOT CHICKEN POX,
MEASLES AND MUMPS.''



HE SAID'' YOU''VE GOT WHOOPING COUGH,
TETANUS, RUBELLA,
DIGESTIVE DYSFNUCTION
FROM GREEN SALMONELLA.




''YOU''VE  GOT HALITOSIS
AND ELEPHANTITIS
YOU''VE ALSO GOT ATHLETE  FOOT
AND LARYNGITI.


''YOU''VE COVERED  WITH HEAD  LICE,
MOSQUITOES AND FLEAS.
YOU''VE EVEN GOT PINK-EYES 
AND MAD COWS DISEASE.



''WHAT'S MORE YOU ''VE GOT COOTIES,
A COLD AND THE FLU,
BUT DON'T BE UPSET;
I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO.''




HE TOLD ME '' I PROMISE
THIS WON'T HURT A BIT ,
THEN GRABBED A SYRINGE
LIKE A BARBEQUE SPIT.


HE MADE ME BEND  OVER
THE SEAT OF MY CHAIR
THEN PLUNGED THAT BIG NEDDLE
IN MY YOU-KNOW- WHERE




SO NOW I'MALL CURED
OF MY WHOOPING COUGH,MEASLES
AND MAD COW DISEASE



HE CURED ME OF EVERY LAST
SNIFFLE AND  BUMP,
AND NOW I'MALL BETTER 
EXCEPT FOR MY RUMP.

BY FARONC'E.







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