Thursday, 12 June 2014

Callum's Story (WHEN I LANDED ON PLANET ZARP)

It was May the 20th 2013 Ryan has just arrived back from Perth. Ryan and mates where playing on the rugby.When suddenly the sky turn a weird grey colour when Ryan turns round to run he looks back and spots his friends are missing for some  weird  reason he falls asleep ……

…He wakes up on this weird dark green plant with tall trees towering high above everything and quite strangely snow ton and tons of it.Just When Ryan was about  to take a step Zoom !!!!!!!  he was pulled under the snow by a  small mole creature as white as the snow with red eyes like the blood of a demon heart and it claws where as big as bumper carts and it smelt like hokey pokey ice cream.all of a sudden it let go of Ryan completely and he fall 10000 feet until  ………….

He hit the ground with a huge bang when he got up he brushed the snow off his green jumper and out of his black singlet that he wears under his green jumper  and black jeans that are tucked into his black boots.after brushing all the snow of he cloths he happen to look up and see all his friend locked up in capsule and there not talking or moving and there being turned into giant death worms but there are only 6 not 7 all in a flash nick appers 
in front of my face THIS THE END OF CHAPTER 1 SEE RYAN IN CHAPTER 2

All about Strawgerly

Strawgerly


My aliens name is Strawgerly.
Strawgerly has her own pet he is so cute and his name is Squilt.

Strawgerly has red, blue, green and black frizzy hair.
She has a candy and fruit top with three buttons in the middle.

She has three parts on her ears so she is a great listener and they are very fluffy like candyfloss.

She has a blue, purple and red tutu that is so frilly.
she is made entirely out of snow.

She is 50 metres tall and 2 metres wide.

She carrys Squilt around on a leash that is purple with yellow stars.

Her feet are made out of carrots and she weighs over 10 tons.

Squilt however weighs 3 kilos and he eats over 1,000 things a day.

Strawgerlys hobbies are chasing dogs and hugging them to death which is kinda committing murder..She also likes going to her home planet Frozno.

Her favourite food is snow cones with strawberry syrup, she also likes coca-cola, fanta and L&P.

She does not like anything hot otherwise she will melt to death.

On the other hand Squilt loves hot things like hot chocolate and chips he can't stop thinking about how much he just loves the beach.

Squilt does not like anything cold because he'll not be able to be revived.

they both smell like delicious caramel syrup it's the only thing they can agree on.



By Brooke    =)  !!!!!!

Summer!!!

Summer !!!

I can see people swimming in the giant waves
the big blue sky
and people sun bathing!


I can feel the burning hot sun
the cool breeze
and the shade of the big trees!

I can hear the dogs barking loudly
birds chirping 
and kids swimming!

I can taste the goodness of the melting ice cream
the freezing cold drinks
and the tasty chips!

I can see people wearing sandals 
people diving
and the beautiful flowers!

I can see people swimming at the pools
kids under the sprinklers
and people eating ice blocks!

I can see children boogie boarding
kids building sandcastles 
andkids digging trenches!



     This is summer!!!


By Brooke :)

Sunday, 8 June 2014

                                              I WENT TO THE  DOCTOR                            



I WENT TO THE DOCTOR
ALL COVERED IN BUMPS.
HE SAID '' YOU'VEGOT CHICKEN POX,
MEASLES AND MUMPS.''



HE SAID'' YOU''VE GOT WHOOPING COUGH,
TETANUS, RUBELLA,
DIGESTIVE DYSFNUCTION
FROM GREEN SALMONELLA.




''YOU''VE  GOT HALITOSIS
AND ELEPHANTITIS
YOU''VE ALSO GOT ATHLETE  FOOT
AND LARYNGITI.


''YOU''VE COVERED  WITH HEAD  LICE,
MOSQUITOES AND FLEAS.
YOU''VE EVEN GOT PINK-EYES 
AND MAD COWS DISEASE.



''WHAT'S MORE YOU ''VE GOT COOTIES,
A COLD AND THE FLU,
BUT DON'T BE UPSET;
I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO.''




HE TOLD ME '' I PROMISE
THIS WON'T HURT A BIT ,
THEN GRABBED A SYRINGE
LIKE A BARBEQUE SPIT.


HE MADE ME BEND  OVER
THE SEAT OF MY CHAIR
THEN PLUNGED THAT BIG NEDDLE
IN MY YOU-KNOW- WHERE




SO NOW I'MALL CURED
OF MY WHOOPING COUGH,MEASLES
AND MAD COW DISEASE



HE CURED ME OF EVERY LAST
SNIFFLE AND  BUMP,
AND NOW I'MALL BETTER 
EXCEPT FOR MY RUMP.

BY FARONC'E.







A letter to Mrs Harland for 'Why we should have a swimming pool.'

Milo Golledge
Room Six
Reremoana

Dear Mrs Harland!

Since I have been at Reremoana, I have thought seriously about what I think our school should have to make it the best school in New Zealand.

A swimming pool! Yes, the first reason why I think our school should have a swimming pool is because year sixes don't have to take the bus to the swimming centre and and that is pretty far away.
The second reason why is because whenever we are bored we can go into the swimming pool and play around and do lot's of swimming.
And the last reason is because we would be very hot when the sun is up, so we would jump in the swimming pool without dying of over heating.

Anyway I would like our school to have a pool because people could have fun in it.

Your Sincerely

Milo Jacob Golledge!
THE ALIENS HAVE LANDED!
The aliens have landed!
it's distressing, but they're here.
They piloted their flying saucer
through our atmosphere .  


They landed like a meteor
engulfed in smoke and flame.
Then out they
 immersed in
slime
and burbled as they came.


Their hands are greasy tentacles.
Their heads are weird machines.
Their bodies look like cauliflower
and smell like dead sardines.


Their blood is liquid helium.
Their eyes are made of granite.
Their breath exudes the stench of foods
from some unearthly planet.



And if you want to see these
sickly unattractive creatures,
you'll find them working in your school;
they all got jobs as teachers!!!!!

CHRISTIAN

Goodness Gracious!

Goodness gracious,fiddle dee dee!
somebody's grandmother out at sea!

Just where the breakers begin to bound
somebody's grandmother bobbing around.

Up on the shore the people shout,
"give us a hand we'll pull you out!"

"No!"says the granny."I"m right as rain,
And I'm going to go on till i get to spain.'

By:Luke
When I landed on planet Mars

I was at school, playing soccer with my friends then I heard a strange noise. I didnt know where it was coming from. Then it started to get darker and darker and darker until I could bearly see anything. I looked around to see that all my friends have gone. Then I saw something apper it was big, really big it looked like spaceship and then some sort of creature came down it was green with orange eyes sharp claws and it was almost double my size and when I looked straight into its eyes i collapsed. I woke up I  had no idea where I was I knew I wasnt on planet earth. My hands were tied up together with rope. I called out ''hello is anyone there''but there was no answer. I struggled but managed to get up I walked around the sky was black fulled with stars but no clouds or sun. The ground was hard pink concrete I was cold and alone. I called out one more time for a few seconds no one answerd back but then someone replied he said ''help me im over here'' I ran to where the sound was coming from. I saw someone he looked familiar it was one of my friends I was playing soccer with at school I ran to him but something grabbed me and pulled me back it was another one of those aliens. I closed my eyes because I knew if I looked into its eyes again I would collapse then its sharp claws dug into my body. I woke up I realized it was all a dream I hopped out of bed an got ready for school 

By Keegan